Q: What did the two best friend cheeses say about each other? A: We’re soul Swiss-ters.
Q: What was little cheese writing in the notebook at night? A: Dear dairy, it has been long since I have written to you. Q: What did the father cheese say to his daughter on the way to college? A: Cheese the day. Q: Where did the girl cheese throw her old clothes? A: In the de-brie. Q: What did the girl cheese say to the boy cheese after he asked her to dance in the prom? A: I’m nacho cheese. Q: What did the comic cheese call the others after a roasting session? A: Grilled cheese. Q: How did the cheese ghost scare the crackers? A: It was hiding brie-hind the container. Q: Why did cheese refuse to get sliced for the breakfast? A: It had grater plans. Q: What did Rita say when her boyfriend asked about her cheesy jokes about cheese? A: I want to grow mold with you. Q: Why does the Swiss cheese have holes? A: Because it wants to keep it light. Q: What did the cheese owner say to the man who started throwing cheese out of the shop? A: How dairy! Q: What did Kiki do when Harry invited her to the Cheesecake factory date? A: She bleu it off. Q: What made the cheese-tasting date so special? A: It was a sunny day with cool bries. Q: Why didn’t Roby believe what the cheese was saying? A: Because it’s too gouda be true. Q: Do you know what happened due to the major power failure at the cheese factory? A: There was a meltdown. Q: What happened to Moira at the cheese and wine party? A: She got Schloss-ed. Q: How much cheese did the Gordon family buy for the holidays? A: A Tunworth. Q: What did Daisy’s coach ask her to do for her cheese diet? A: To avoid curds.
Q: What did cheese-lover Lily get for her Jurassic Park-themed birthday party? A: A gorgonzilla. Q: Do you know why Christmas in Cheeseland is considered to be the cheesiest time of the year? A: Because it is the time of the year when cheese-us was born.
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